Smartass University - Unisex Hoodie Color:Irish Green surrounded by Memphis-style geometric shapes

surrounded by Memphis-style geometric shapes including a blue triangle

and scattered stars

A golden-yellow conical buoy marked "38" in dark lettering sits among teal and white stylized waves

" Yellow cursive italic script reads "Those Aren't Pillows" above three small white icons of an airplane

Smartass University - Unisex Hoodie Color:Irish Green surrounded by Memphis-style geometric shapesSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"